They can have their cake and eat it too.

Good morning, lovelies!

Remember how I keep saying that I’m going to do an update on my crazy neighbors?  Well, I wanted to give you the 411 in chronological order but yesterday’s fiasco with them just baffles me.  And I need to share.  I already knew he was crazy but yesterday his delusional-ness topped the delusional cake.

The Radicals and I were having a good day yesterday.  The Mister came home pretty early from fishing.  He and his fishing partner (we’ll just call him R) cleaned up and cut up some fish, and we all hung out for a bit.  Oh and, the Mister and I just started speaking to each other after 4 days because of last Thursday’s fiasco with the crazy people.  It was a good afternoon but it was time for R to leave.  We say our good-byes.  I hear him drive off, stop, and then come back thinking he forgot something.  But he stops in front of the neighbor’s house. 

Oh man.

As R was driving away, the neighbor called him out and was just acting like a fool.  I sprint it up there and just in time to hear the neighbor yell to R “you tell her to prove that she has a 3^rd baby!”  Just when I thought it couldn’t get any more absurd, he busts out that line.  What the what?  How the eff is that relevant?  And if I do prove it, will he stop harassing me?  I mean, for the love of goat cheese somebody pinch me because I feel like I’m in the damn twilight zone.

So I start snapping and of course the neighbor does what does best-runs away.  Coward.  He loves to talk his poo and taunt me but as soon as I react, he runs away telling me “C’mon, trespass onto my property!”  Then his mom comes out and gets in my face.  She pushes me and then whacks me in my face. 

Everything went in slow motion as I was having a conversation with my two other selves.  You know the ones; the good one and the not-so-good one that sit on your shoulders whispering the right from wrong to you.  Of all times, y’all have to show up now?  The not-so-good one is all ooohh, there’s your reason to wail on her and the good one is all no, no, no…she’s a little old lady and what if you start and can’t stop and she gets hurt.  What if she falls and hits her head and really gets hurt.  How will you feel after wailing on her?  You’ll have to live with that for the rest of your life.  If you’re going to fight; fight fairly and this clearly is not fair because she’s a little old lady!  Damn you!  Sometimes I hate that I have morals.

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I walked away. 

I hate living here.  Day in and day out I have conversations with myself about being the better person and ignoring them.  Kind of hard when they constantly taunt me.  Sorry moms, I know we had a deal to take care of your house but it ain’t worth it.  I’m either going to end up in jail or in a body bag.  These people are not worth it.

We out….

Jenn.

Hello Monday...

Hello!  I normally like to post in the AM so this post is super late.  But at least it’s still Monday, right?  I’m linking up with Lisa Leonard and saying hello to…

` My blog.  My poor, neglected blog.  I haven’t forgotten about you, I’ve just been busy with a baby, a toddler, and a preschooler.  Don’t feel bad, my house and the Mister have been neglected too.  I’ve been trying but the days keep flying by.

` Cleaning my house.  Oh my word, it’s been months that I’ve been taunted by my house.  Day in and day out I can faintly hear clean and organize me please. 

` Laundry.  I have no problem washing; it’s just the folding and putting away that makes me cringe.

` Being so confused with GFC.  I thought it was going away as of July 1^st and I also thought that the blogs I follow wouldn’t be on available through my Blogger feed?  I tested GFC and I can still follow blogs through it.  And blogs are still showing up on my dashboard.  Oy.  I’m so confused.  Maybe I’m not understanding correctly.  Anyone want to school me on this? 

` More outside time with the Radicals regardless of the crazy people next door.

` More overnight fishing trips and being okay with it.

` A lady bug themed baby shower.  My SIL asked me to do her baby shower and by the time I’m done, I’ll have lady bugs coming out of my eyeballs.  Wait, I didn’t tell you that I’m going to be an auntie again.  Oh my, that’s how long I’ve been away from Blogland.  My youngest brother and his other half are having a baby.  Not only is it a baby, it’s a baby girl.  I’m so ecstatic!  Thank goodness because we have too much dingalings running around.  Ha!

`Working AC in the car.  WA-to-the-HOO!!!  Oh man, it was miserable.

`A positive and productive week!

How is it that July is almost over?  Didn’t we just welcome July?

What are you saying hello to this week?

Jenn.

Thursday Randoms

Morning!  My apologies for leaving you hanging again but we got a visit from the germ squad.  They came unannounced and BAM! Kicked me in the bottom.  Last week I was finally feeling better and BAM!  I tweeked my back.  How?  I guess I’m getting old and crawling on the ground to motivate Radical #3 to follow was not in my cards.  Other than that I’ve been nurturing my neglected house and playing catch up.  And since my brain is scattered, how’s about a round of randoms?

` Blinky (that’s his name, right?) from Lilo & Stitch makes me happy.  I bust-a-gut laughing whenever the movie is on which is every other day.  I don’t even have to be watching it; just hearing his voice makes me laugh.

` KitKat minis.  I’ve been waiting for you!  I’ll admit that I ate the whole entire bag in 2 days.

` Call me cheap but I refuse to pay almost $8 for a box of cereal.  If I’m paying that price, it better be made of gold or give the Radicals the “listen all the time” power.

` A house is going up across the street.  Is it horrible of me to hope that the crazy people next door will bother them instead of us?  Or maybe the craziness will stop completely.  An update post is coming on them.  Pinky promise.

` I’m having a hell of a time getting all the necessary documents together so the Radicals can go to school.  I’m about to throw in the towel.

` I have this cousin who knows just about everything and I’m always trying to find something that he doesn’t know.  Well, that day finally came…he didn’t know “cul-de-sac” had hyphens.  Ha!  He’ll never live it down.  Don’t worry, you’re pretty-I love you.

` I have a lot of projects on my to do want to do list.  I’m just blurting it out.  I’m thinking that by blurting it out, I’m one step closer to actually doing them.

Any randoms y’all want to share with me?  

Jenn.